Average Italians steal tortoises
I took my children to a tortoise park near to Massa Marittima. It’s sponsored by the European Community. The first visible sign in this tiny park invites people to leave their bags at the entrance because of thefts of tortoises. The sign is written in the major European languages but we know well that it is addressed to Italians. Only the average ones. The others are excluded.
Average Italians steal tortoises,
Average Italians don’t want problems,
Average Italians prefer to leave their problems to BorsellinoFalconeAmbrosoli who would still be alive if they had minded their own business,
Average Italians want liberalisation when they are clients,
Average Italians want monopolies when they are industrialists,
Average Italians dodge taxes if they can,
Average Italians criticise those who dodge taxes (they do it but because of necessity),
Average Italians love their families and keep their houses clean,
Average Italians want a salary, a university degree and a job with the State,
Average Italians build abusively and want amnesties (always because of necessity) ,
Average Italians become angry, really angry if their money is touched,
Average Italians are good in public and racist in private,
Average Italians wash their bottoms but do not have a purifier,
Average Italians have every right and no duty,
Average Italians double park and if you protest they get cross,
Average Italians are mafia inside,
Average Italians always have a friend who will do them a favour,
Average Italians always owe someone else a favour,
Average Italians choose other average Italians as their representatives,
Average Italians cause a heavy stomach and diarrhoea,
Average Italians consider public property to be private and this is why stealing from the public is not a crime,
Average Italians are an absolute majority in our country,
Average Italians want the intellectuals to be organic in the system,
Average Italians want journalists that are servants,
Average Italians want average politicians,
Average Italians are semi-free. They know it and are happy like that,
Average Italians are poor things who steal from themselves and from their country and they don’t know it.
Posted by Beppe Grillo at 10:50 AM in Wailing Wall
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However onerous, it is they, the averages, that define and sustain the polirizing forces.
Posted by: Vincenzo Galati | October 24, 2008 10:43 PM
This Pancrace is another example of people who is thinking that to change the society we need to make graffitis everywhere and about anything. I'll put him in the Grillo's list:-)
Posted by: blisco jaio | July 29, 2006 03:17 PM
Average italians are so terrible afraid of any changement that may force them to loose the benefits they got from their parents, grandparents, etc....
Average italians have a job that they do not deserve
Average italians have a job that they do not like
Average italians have "outsourced" their brains to Television
Posted by: Francesco De Santis | July 29, 2006 02:11 PM
SENATO LIVE
http://www.senato.it/lavori/21426/29292/28906/webtv.htm
Posted by: cle clematide | July 29, 2006 01:17 PM
On Il Corriere della Sera our justice minister comments on his "...trent'anni di vita parlamentare, che festeggio proprio in questi giorni..." (...thirty years at the chambers, just completed...).
On Voltair's vein, I heard someone saying: this explains why our national affairs can not gain the good wind.
francesco
Posted by: Francesco Pietra | July 29, 2006 11:45 AM
Average people are always the same.
The average person has peculiarities, which distributes itself according to the normal curve. That means that the most of cases are in the middle of the distribution, the mean.
If we are talking about "average italian" we are talking about a virtual person who is representative of this "average behavior". Fortunetly there are a lot of people in Italy who don't identify with this pattern, but they aren't the majority.
Beppe: I agree 100% with your post!
Posted by: Raffaella Biferale | July 29, 2006 01:28 AM
Rossi Gasparrini did you vote the law?
Please leave IdV.
You are a disgrace for the party.
Posted by: gabriele | July 28, 2006 08:38 PM
BASTARDS PART III
Democrazia Socialista
Barani, Catone, De Luca Francesco, Del Bue, Nardi.
Forza Italia
Adornato, Alfano Angelino, Alfano Gioacchino, Aprea, Aracu, Armosino, Azzolini, Baiamonte, Baldelli, Berlusconi, Bernardo, Berruti, Bertolini, Biancofiore, Bocciardo, Bonaiuti, Bondi, Boniver, Boscetto, Brancher, Bruno, Brusco, Caligiuri, Campa, Carfagna, Carlucci, Casero, Ceccacci, Ceroni, Cesaro, Cicchitto, Cicu, Colucci, Conte Gianfranco, Costa, Craxi, Crimi, Dell’elce, Della Vedova, Di Cagno Abbrescia, Di Centa, Di Virgilio, Fabbri, Fallica, Fasolino, Fedele, Ferrigno, Fini Giuseppe, Fitto, Floresta, Fontana Gregorio, Franzoso, Fratta Pasini, Galli, Garagnani, Gardini, Gelmini, Germana’, Giacomoni, Giro, Giudice, Iannarilli, Jannone, La Loggia, Lainati, Laurini, Lazzari, Lenna, Leone, Licastro Scardino, Lupi, Marinello, Marras, Martusciello, Mazzaracchio, Milanato, Minardo, Mistrello Destro, Misuraca, Mondello, Mormino, Moroni, Nan, Napoli Osvaldo, Palmieri, Palumbo, Paoletti Tangheroni, Paroli, Pecorella, Pelino, Pepe Mario, Pescante, Picchi, Pili, Pizzolante, Ponzo, Prestigiacomo, Ravetto, Rivolta, Rossi Luciano, Russo Paolo, Santelli, Sanza, Scajola, Simeoni, Stagno D’alcontres, Stradella, Testoni, Tondo, Tortoli, Ugge’, Valducci, Valentini, Verdini, Verro, Vitali, Vito Alfredo, Vito Elio, Zanetta, Zorzato.
Italia Dei Valori
Rossi Gasparrini.
La Rosa Nel Pugno
Antinucci, Beltrandi, Bonino, Boselli, Buemi, Buglio, Capezzone, Crema, D’elia, Di Gioia, Mancini, Mellano, Piazza Angelo, Poretti, Schietroma, Turci, Turco, Villetti.
Misto
Brugger, Neri, Nucara, Oliva, Rao, Reina, Widmann, Zeller.
Posted by: Giuseppe Pancrazi | July 28, 2006 08:03 PM
BASTARDS PART II
Ulivo
Albonetti, Allam, Amato, Amendola, Amici, Attili, Aurisicchio, Bandoli, Baratella, Barbi, Bellanova, Benvenuto, Benzoni, Bersani, Betta, Bianchi, Bianco, Bimbi, Bindi, Bocci, Boffa, Bordo, Brandolini, Bressa, Bucchino, Buffo, Burchiellaro, Burtone, Caldarola, Calgaro, Capodicasa, Carbonella, Cardinale, Carta, Castagnetti, Ceccuzzi, Cesario, Chianale, Chiaromonte, Chicchi, Chiti, Cialente, Codurelli, Colasio, Cordoni, Cosentino Lionello, Crisafulli, Crisci, Cuperlo, D’alema, D’antona, D’antoni, Damiano, Dato, De Biasi, De Brasi, De Castro, De Piccoli, Delbono, Di Girolamo, Di Salvo, Duilio, Fadda, Farina Gianni, Farinone, Fasciani, Fassino, Fedi, Ferrari, Fiano, Filippeschi, Fincato, Fiorio, Fioroni, Fistarol, Fluvi, Fogliardi, Fontana Cinzia, Franceschini, Franci, Froner, Fumagalli, Galeazzi, Gambescia, Garofani, Gentili, Gentiloni, Ghizzoni, Giachetti, Giacomelli, Giovanelli, Giulietti, Gozi, Grassi, Grillini, Iannuzzi, Incostante, Intrieri, Lanzillotta, Laratta, Leddi Maiola, Lenzi, Leoni, Letta, Levi, Lomaglio, Longhi, Lovelli, Luca’, Lulli, Luongo, Lusetti, Maderloni, Mantini, Maran, Marantelli, Marcenaro, Marchi, Mariani, Marino, Marone, Martella, Mattarella, Melandri, Merlo Giorgio, Merloni, Meta, Migliavacca, Miglioli, Milana, Minniti, Misiani, Monaco, Morri, Mosella, Motta, Musi, Mussi, Naccarato, Nannicini, Narducci, Nicchi, Oliverio, Orlando Andrea, Ottone, Papini, Parisi, Pedulli, Pertoldi, Pettinari, Pinotti, Piro, Piscitello, Pollastrini, Prodi, Quartiani, Ranieri, Realacci, Rigoni, Rossi Nicola, Rotondo, Ruggeri, Rugghia, Rusconi, Ruta, Rutelli, Samperi, Sanga, Sanna, Santagata, Sasso, Schirru, Scotto, Sereni, Servodio, Sircana, Soro, Spini, Sposetti, Squeglia, Stramaccioni, Strizzolo, Suppa, Tanoni, Tenaglia, Testa, Tolotti, Tomaselli, Trupia, Vannucci, Velo, Ventura, Verini, Vichi, Vico, Villari, Viola, Violante, Visco, Volpini, Zaccaria, Zanotti, Zucchi, Zunino.
Posted by: Giuseppe Pancrazi | July 28, 2006 08:02 PM
BASTARDS PART I
Rifondazione Comunista
Acerbo, Burgio, Cannavo’, Cardano, Caruso, Cogodi, De Cristofaro, De Simone, Deiana, Dioguardi, Duranti, Falomi, Farina Daniele, Ferrara, Folena, Forgione, Frias, Giordano, Guadagno, Iacomino, Khalil, Locatelli, Lombardi, Mantovani, Mascia, Migliore, Mungo, Olivieri, Pegolo, Perugia, Provera, Ricci Andrea, Ricci Mario, Rocchi, Russo Franco, Siniscalchi, Smeriglio, Sperandio, Zipponi.
Udc
Adolfo, Alfano Ciro, Barbieri, Bosi, Capitanio Santolini, Casini, Cesa, Ciocchetti, Compagnon, Conti Riccardo, D’agro’, D’alia, Delfino, Dionisi, Drago, Forlani, Formisano, Galati, Galletti, Giovanardi, Greco, Lucchese, Marcazzan, Martinello, Mazzoni, Mele, Mereu, Peretti, Romano, Ronconi, Ruvolo, Tabacci, Tassone, Tucci, Vietti, Volonte’, Zinzi.
Udeur
Adenti, Affronti, Capotosti, Cioffi, D’elpidio, Fabris, Giuditta, Li Causi, Morrone, Picano, Pisacane, Satta.
Verdi
Balducci, Boato, Boco, Bonelli, Cassola, Cento, De Zulueta, Francescato, Fundaro’, Lion, Pecoraro Scanio, Pellegrino, Piazza Camillo, Poletti, Trepiccione, Zanella.
Posted by: Giuseppe Pancrazi | July 28, 2006 08:02 PM
I would want to answer like an average italian but I don't feel myself comfortable:-)
Posted by: blisco jaio | July 28, 2006 05:09 PM
well beppe,I bet you will get lots of written abuses,but good on you for telling us we are drowning in our own shit,what a sad,sad,picture.ciao
Posted by: eva kulnura | July 28, 2006 11:44 AM