‘Mortizia Moratti’ has been warning us for some time. About herself and her son, going about in disguise at night in the infamous neighbourhoods of Milan. Exploring the area between Quarto Oggiaro and via Padova. Stan Laurel and Charles Bronson. “There are aspects about me that people can’t imagine. Do you know how many times I have put on a disguise, and with my son Gabriele, also in disguise, we have gone around the risky streets of Milan, where there’s drugs, prostitution, delinquency, to really understand what’s going on so that we can then take steps? She was sincere. The adoration for her handsome Gabriele and her mother’s heart have betrayed her. After the tip-off, it hasn’t taken much to discover the secret identity of ‘Mortizia’ and her son: they are Batman and Robin. He is Batman, she is Robin. After the nocturnal excursions the wonder-duo have taken refuge in the Bat Cavern in via Ajraghi 30. A location that is beyond suspicion, apparently innocuous industrial laboratories. A perfect hidey-hole to escape from the nocturnal approaches that are so frequent in relation to transvestites on behalf of the people of Milan who are looking for adventure. Gabriele, nicknamed Bebe, has been inspired by the latest Batman film: "The Dark Knight" to design the area measuring 447 square metres. A basement constructed using special reinforced concrete with motorised trapdoor, a boxing ring, a shooting range, a salt water swimming pool with a drawbridge, a jacuzzi and a Turkish bath. For resting after the nocturnal activities, immense bedrooms and a super-accessorised kitchen.
Bebe is tough. He’s famous for his bust up with Eddie Irvine in the disco called Hollywood for which a trial has started because of serious injuries sustained by both parties. He loves wearing clothes carrying the German iron cross of the "One per cent" bikers. The Bat Cavern has been constructed amidst the silence of the general public. He doesn’t care whether it’s Palermo or Milan. However the law looks no one in the face. Not even Batman whose name has been entered in the register of those under investigation with the accusation of presumed violation of building regulations. His mother however is always his mother, and better still if she is the mayor and if she has given approval to the new Plan of the Territory. “When the Plan of the Management of the Territory comes into effect, in neighbourhoods like that of via Ajraghi, defined as ‘Zones of urban renewal’, many constraints will fall. It’ll be enough to put forward a simple application to the Town Hall … but still paying the necessary dues and demonstrating that the necessary improvements have been done”, words and music by Carlo Masseroli, Milan Cabinet member for the Development of the Territory.
To silence any possible malice, 'Mortizia' said: “I do not manage my son.”