Maurizio Gasparri was born in Rome in 1951. He had to redo the first year of elementary School five times and he has to update his date of birth to 1956 so as to be able to keep going at school. None of his companions suspects his real age. They just think that he’s a bit retarded, "grande e ciula". He immediately understands that his only possibility is to go into politics. If intelligence is not in abundance, the “phisique du role” however is not absent for Maurizio, this was even recognised by Oriana Fallaci herself years later: There’s another one who seems like the village idiot. He’s got such an unintelligent face, poor thing, a lip that hangs down like that, that it makes you want to pay for him to have plastic surgery". Fini saw in that lad the stuntman for Starace, the national secretary of the Fascist Party celebrated for twenty years on all the walls of Italy with the words: "Starace chi legge!"{Starace who can read} and he got him to play in the MSI’s football team. Gasparri thought he’d arrived at the summit of his career and yet, it was just the beginning. Having an easy capacity to fall in love he said of Di Pietro "He’s a myth, better than Mussolini" to then go on and disown him as “the worst Italian politician” when he entered the service of Berlusconi. He even became the Minister of Telecommunications and they named a law after him; a law that he never understood in depth even though Confalonieri spent whole nights explaining it to him so as to save Mediaset’s TV monopoly. According to Storace, his former party colleague: “That Gasparri law, not only did he not write it, but he hasn’t even read it”. It’s the first case of an unknowing Minister, only a few years later Scajola arrives. He’s the father of a well known monstrosity that is “digital terrestrial”, and in this he is respecting the motto "Qualis pater, talis filius". Someone who was badly informed involved him at the time of "Chiappe d'oro", a supposed politician that went looking for transvestites. He cleared things up immediately: “It’s all a misunderstanding. One day in 1996, I was in my car and I got lost in the neighbourhood of Acqua Acetosa in Rome. That’s an area swarming with transsexuals, and in this wandering about I was stopped by the Carabinieri and I asked for help in finding my way.” Fini immediately gave him a “Tom Tom” but Gasparri has never understood how to make it work, he has confused it with the “Bunga Bunga” but in spite of numerous attempts he has never achieved orgasm. As a former party journalist (he wrote in Il Secolo d'Italia), he considers the free journalists to be a true provocation. Santoro and Vauro are two vulgar jackals who vomit insults with their pockets full of the money of the citizens" and for Enzo Biagi he proposed martyrdom: "Biagi and Santoro are using all means to find media martyrdom. You’d really want to say: OK let’s give them what they want". A true democrat. He’s a sincere knight of the Antimafia and he knew Paolo Borsellino so well as to reveal to the “Movimento delle agende rosse” that "Salvatore Borsellino was disesteemed by his brother ". Anyway he’s a reference point for young people. In fact, if one like him has become a Minister, anyone has a hope in life.