Brilliant! Thanks Peter.

He really acts like a mussel in a barrel!! I also like the comparson with Mohamed and the mountain. Nice ironic language, good hints and highly interesting content!

..vorrei solo ricordare cosa succede a Palermo. L'Italia vanta di essere una 'civilta' democratica..neanche il paese di Pulcinella sarebbe ridotto cosi!

http://www.nadiaspallitta.it/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2030&Itemid=65

I think it more important to comment on Berlusconi's insult to Merkel.

Germany reacts to Berlusconi’s outburst against Angela Merkel

Diplomatic relations between Italy and Germany have deteriorated following President Berlusconi’s unacceptable verbal attack on Angela Merkel. Germany has announced a call up of its armed forces and powerful armoured divisions have moved to its southern borders. A two pronged attack through France and Switzerland at high speed by Mercs, BMWs and Audis could reach the Italian capital in hours along the autostradas.

At the same time its heavy armoured vehicles known as Camping cars would cross the mountain passes. These vehicles can hold up to six people with provisions to keep them auto sufficent for 15 days. They come with sophisticated telecommunications including satellite TVs and radios and bikes used for reconnaissance and raiding missions in the forests and countryside. Their aim is to disrupt communications in Italy’s winding hillside roads. Their slow pace means that no other vehicle can possibly get past.

Italy’s defence relies on Fiats, Lancias and Alfas but they are no match for the five metre long heavy German motorized divisions. Instead Italy has mobilized light motorized divisions of motorbikes and scooters ideal for use in urban areas using hit and run tactics. They have also constructed layers of impenetrable spaghetti along the northern borders. Anyone caught up in the twisting web of pasta risks being trapped and suffocating to death.

Given the distance to the German capital, Berlin, Italy relies on its air power to bombard German cities with pizzas. But its fleet of Alitalia aircraft are often delayed sometimes due to fog or strikes and miss their targets. In retaliation Germany’s own air force Lufthansa has organized raids over Italian cities dropping potatoes on the civilian population whose only defence is to protect their heads with large pizzas.

Germany has had to resort to drastic measures to protect its citizens from the thousands of pizza restaurants across the country by placing armed guards outside and putting the Italian restaurant staff under house arrest. Angela Merkel’s call to arms “Fix sausages” has rallied her people while Italy’s pizza factories are working overtime in an effort to help the country’s defence programme.

Italy has accused Germany of using biological weapons by dropping sauerkraut from its aircraft to contaminate Italy’s population. Germany’s response has been to accuse Italy of poisoning its people through a black liquid called expresso. In an attempt to avoid all out conflict a meeting has been proposed between Berlusconi and Merkel. The Italian president is believed to be holed up in his Sardinian hideaway, the Bongagarten, but Merkel has not been invited. Rumours have it that Berlusconi does not like her cosy kiss and cuddle relationship with French President Sarkozy.

It is also believed that outside interests are attempting to take advantage of the situation. Secret forces in Wall Street and the City of London are using financial weapons of mass destruction to destroy the economies of both nations.

Italy’s last option is to use its secret weapon: illegal parking. It has been infiltrating every Germany town and city with motorised forces using its creative ability to park anywhere, in “angles unknown to geometry” as they has been called, to create havoc by bringing traffic to a standstill.