The multiverses
Out there, there are multiverses waiting for us. They will come into being all together, but for each one of us, luckily, we’ll only live in one of them. A new premier for every parallel dimension. The succession to the Cadaver of the Second Republic, for the theory of the public debt of quanta, will produce three different universes. The first is within a black hole that is the so called Schifani Universe. The mafia is decriminalised, Cuffaro, his good name restored, is appointed Minister for Development. A day is set aside as the “Giornata del Cannolo Nazionale” {Day of the festive pastries}. The South starts off again with the “Cassa del Mezzogiorno” {Fund for the South} and the “Ponte sullo Stretto” {Bridge over the Straits}. Sicily becomes the first European region to have zero unemployment thanks to the recruitment of 5 million people as employees in the public sector. Totò Riina and Provenzano are moved to house arrest and hold “lectio magistralis” on the mafia at the University of Palermo. A Government Committee chaired by Schifani himself deals with the rehabilitation of mafia people who were victims of the magistrates. The country’s top three industries, 'ndrangheta, mafia and camorra, receive the prestigious award "Imprenditore dell'anno" {entrepreneur of the year} brought in by the Confindustria for the underground economy.
The second universe has at its centre a double star. The Count Uncle, Gianni Letta, who rotates from Right to Right with the Right Nephew Enrico (the leftwing does not exist in this time-space dimension). Gelli is President of the Republic, elected by the “Loggia Massonica Parlamentare” {Parliamentary Masonic Lodge}. In the tribunals, the judges wear overalls instead of togas and the statue of Justice holds a compass in her hand. Freemasonry is taught in schools and the doctorate is replaced with the title of “Maestro”. To become head of the secret services, it’s necessary to have the title of “Gran Maestro”. The journalist Farina is elected Government spokesperson for his untiring “depistatoria” {wrong-track-creation} activity. The P2 is studied in the History books and the “Piano di Rinascita Democratica” {Plan of Democratic Rebirth} is learned by heart instead of the poem "La cavallina storna" by Pascoli. The words "stragi di Stato" {State slaughters}, "Ustica" and "servizi deviati" {deviant services} are considered to be defamation that can be punished with imprisonment. The first article of the Constitution: "l'Italia è una Repubblica democratica, fondata sul lavoro" { Italy is a democratic Republic founded on labour} is changed to "l'Italia è una Repubblica creata dalla massoneria e su di essa fondata" {Italy is a Republic created by freemasonry on which it is founded}. After 150 years it is a belated recognition but richly deserved.
The third universe is immersed in a nebula with intermittent patrimonial stars, meteorites on the public employees and flaming comets on the current accounts. It’s the Monti Universe. Don’t ask what your bank can do for you, but what you can do for your bank. The crisis is overcome in a matter of hours with a patrimonial tax of 50% on the possessions of the Italians. What is yours belongs to the State and what is the State’s belongs to the banks. Profumo and Passera are the new twins of the euro and of the technical government. If taxes are really beautiful, Italians are now poor but extremely beautiful. They have that subtle fascination of the tramp under the bridges with a great past in days gone by, waiting for the flooding of Genoa. The country is restored to health once more, thanks also to the national banking pride. A collection of entrepreneurs from Veneto has bought back 500 billion of the public debt from France which in return will not send its Mirage bombers on Venice. You choose. Which will be your multiverse?
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Mi fanno vergognare di essere italiano.Questi politici inetti.Questi super ministri e parlamentari di lungo corso viziati a prendere tutto quello che vogliono. Manco che la gente che li ha votati gli ha dato il permesso di rubare tutto la proprietà del paese. Stanno ancor a darsi dell'imbecilli gli uni con gli altri, e c'è chi dice che bisogna farsi tutti un esame di coscienza. " Napolitano ". Ma nessuno, si riduce la paga al 30% o non si fa più accompagnare fino a fare la cacca con l'auto blu per riequilibrare il paese che dicono di AMARE TANTO TANTO. Tantomeno il Presidente, che ruba STIPENDI ELEVATI da 60 anni sulla schiena degli operai.Italiani, mandiamoli tutti a mare questi politici ladroni. Siamo un po' più coraggiosi in queste votazioni. Votiamo i nuovi politici nascenti, giovani, e lontano da tutti i partiti. Con amore e con democrazia. Peter Pam.
Posted by: vito volpicella | November 10, 2011 01:41 PM
Anti-monopolia media Berlu
In the context of multiple universes earth is the reoccurring capital and because of it's size and quantity of water it's the power that destroys more than 90% of the biology of universes in the next 3,000 years with the human chicken pig (extortion) disease of Berlusconi etc. In the past persons and channels accepted the center pieces assertion that there would be "another planet to move to" but the reality is that he only saves one abundant biology planet for the first of capitols in his effort to destroy all evidence of previous civilizations on earth for the very extremely long time till earth is abundant again.
Anti-monopolia media Berlu.
Posted by: Cures Riches | November 9, 2011 05:53 PM
I don't get it. Has he resigned, or not? What's with this, "I go when the budget is law." And then he says a huge amendment will be added to the law. What the hell does it mean? He has to go. NOW! Not tomorrow, or week or a month. NOW! No one has confidence in him: from the politicians abroad to the Italian Parliament, no one wants him anymore. So, what the fuck is he doing. What the hell is the matter with people over there? The interest rates on the debt are going out of sight and still Italian politicians are lulling people to sleep by telling them not to worry because the Italian economic fundamentals are solid, we're the third power in Europe, Italians have money in the bank. Will somebody tell those politicians that it doesn't matter how virtuous Italians are and if they don't get the payments of the debt under control they are screwed. And another thing: last night two hours of political sophisticated disquisitions at Ballaro', while people are sleeping under bridges and on park benches. In any event, Berlusconi no longer has the majority. He's gotta go. NOW!
Posted by: Sirious3 | November 9, 2011 03:57 PM
Sorry, it was not France24. I remember now that they spoke German. It was either ORF2 or ERSTE. Franz
Posted by: Franza | November 9, 2011 03:36 PM
I can't agree with peter fieldman's post. What happened in Rome yesterday night could have happened in Italy, not elsewhere in Europe, Greece included. From the head to the feet, all managing to save the status quo, also those who can't foresee a new term (because nature has posed limits to the life span). Nothing new under the Italian sun, however.All done as if it were in favor of the Country. I was watching France24 yesterday night, showing a saddened Triest, the decaying old building of the golden period of the Wien-Budapest period, the decaying people. How many died to make the transition? Read "A Farewell to Arms", the massacre at (Italian name ) Bainsizza. For what? For the present status of Triest? I am sad today for Triest. Franz
Posted by: Franz | November 9, 2011 12:06 PM
Is this the end of the Burlesque only era? The problem today is that a change of leader or Government is like a football team which makes substitutions in the 85th minute when losing 5-0. It makes little difference to the team or the result. The debt crisis is still there, the corruption still endemic and mafia still omnipresent. Only a fundamental shift in attitudes will save all the western democracies. The 1% have to understand they will have to give
up their power and wealth for the good of the 99%
Posted by: peter fieldman | November 9, 2011 09:49 AM