Bersani’s big team

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Gargamel is happy. He’s become a leader. One person in a thousand makes it and he has got there. He has become the coach of a winning team, a team that will get a “triplete”, a team that will make the world tremble. All the newspapers have announced that he is the new Caesar together with the controllable parrots on the talk shows. Finally Bersani can forget about the tough years lived on the side lines where he often got his photo taken, and a sad past in a condominium with Berlusconi. In fact, in the last two decades the PDL and the PDminusL have swapped over, a perfect baton passing, 10 years for the centre left, 10 years for the centre right. Equality in the field and one mess up after another: the fiscal shield, conflict of interests, destruction of the economic fabric, public debt. Now however, Bersani no longer needs the PDL. He can win on his own and bring about the definitive collapse of the country with his big team.
Offensive formation: 3-4-3. Formation on the field. Penati in goal, he’s so good at warding off the accusations of corruption, aiding and abetting as well as illicit financing, not even matched by the legendary Yascin. Luisi as fullback on the right, tireless, he distributed public money to all the team during the recreation session. Ottaviano Del Turco, a stopper of another era, when legs were cut off. He’s strengthened by the accusation of criminal conspiracy. Crisafulli the static fullback sent for trial for collaboration in the abuse of office. With this defence you can afford to have a diamond-shaped attacking midfield with a quartet made up of La Ganga moulded by 20 months in prison, agreed in a plea bargain for illicit financing to the parties, Delbono with very well developed foot play, having done a plea bargain for aggravated fraud and embezzlement, Tedesco a coordinator with so much experience, under investigation for criminal conspiracy, corruption, aiding and abetting, collusive tendering and forgery and then there’s Bassolino "better than Pelè“ on trial for aggravated fraud, with a long kick, he passes one ball after another all in the right direction. The attacking trio are a dream. Zoia Veronesi, of the female quota, Bersani’s secretary and trainer on the field, the centre forward that breaks through, the one who is under investigation for fraud. She hid the ball from the defenders. On the wing, with the freedom to converge towards the centre towards the UDC, Pronzato, a former adviser to Bersani, arrested for corruption and Cimitile arrested for forgery.
On the bench, there’s Renzi as the second coach, a resource for the country. In the stand, there’s the patron Rigor Montis, together with the financier Riva and the representatives of the international ratings agencies, admiring the political formation that will confirm him as President of the Council. The referee blows the whistle when the PDminusL is present.

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