The only candidate

The night of 30 July there was a meeting of the technical officials of the Democratic Party in formation. On precise indications from the single candidate Učltron (he’ll never admit it but he is the only candidate) they threw out the names of Pannella and Di Pietro as candidates.
Učltron declared: “The more candidates there are, the better.” What’s important is to know which ones. And to know first. The armchair is won at the table. Otherwise what kind of democratic game is it? The absolute losers Adinolfi, Schettini, Colombo and Gawronski are admitted. Possible winners, or anyway the egg breakers are eliminated before passing “go”.
A sole party with a sole candidate. The inspiration for this came to the democrats who are forming it by reading Mein Kampf and by studying the old speeches of il Duce. Winning without taking part is worthy of a great strategist. Winning while pretending to let others take part is worthy of the great Učltron.
However, the problem is not political. It’s technical. In fact it was the technical people who decided the destiny of Italy. Their names are marvelous. They are the seven new fathers of the Fatherland: Nico Stumpo, Roberto Agostini, Margherita Miotto, Nicodemo Oliverio, Rino Piscitello, Fausto Recchia, Francesco Graziano.
The technical officials took advantage of the precious collaboration of Moggi, Geronzi and of veiled allusions from D’Alema. In two hours, before midnight, they decided.
Then off they went to have their fill at i Parioli, apart from Pannella who started a hunger strike with a reduced fat cappuccino

PS.: Previti is no longer a deputy. Still 24 more to go.

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What do you expect?

This is the way it is in Italy.

They don't deserve Tonino.

Posted by: Giovanni Principe | August 1, 2007 02:03 PM

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