The 8 speed penguin

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photo from channel4.com
The 8 speed penguin is on sale in the best sex games shops in Paris. However the product with most sales is the lady’s rabbit. It’s sold like hot cakes. Even the duck for the bath has been a great success. It’s Do It Yourself sex. The loneliness of the modern woman. Technology helps. The Mp3 vibrator is the consolation of empty beds. The voice of Bogart or Pitt makes you dream. The rest is done by the vibrator. There’s no limit to the market for sex toys. It has pushed out the old sex shops. China will soon find out and will become production leader. With trade marks that guarantee like Mattel. Manufacturing defects could cause damage that is decidedly worse than lead poisoning. What if the penguin gets a faulty gear box and reaches 76 speeds? And what if the voice on the MP3 player, in error is that of Mastella singing: “Roma non far la stupida stasera” {Rome, don't be silly tonight}? In such a case, the physical and psychological damages could be incalculable. The only way the women could forget would be in a convent.
For next autumn there’re hoping to release a web cam version with the MP3. Basically a gynaecological examination. The male is superfluous, doesn’t always work, and you have to pretend to give him some sort of satisfaction. Better the rabbit or the multiple elephant with a double trunk that will go on sale at the end of the year. Ladies order it now.
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grillo, vanffanculo day to day!

Posted by: tua sorella | August 19, 2007 12:07 AM


Ma il V-DAY a Roma dove si terrà ???

@marco stacchia .....

Grillo uomo forte ???
in questo sistema di mer...??

La verità è che 20 anni di seconda repubblica ...
Ci hanno frantumato i coglioni alla grande ...

prima la mafia stava in parlamento di nascosto ...
adesso ci sta ...
e se ne vanta ....

se tu con questo sistema ci stai bene ...
e le cose ti stanno bene così , se ti sta bene che il paese vada in rovina e diventi tutta una S. Luca

In mano ai Maiali

mafie rosse mafie bianche mafie nere mafie verdi mafie leghiste...

oramai tutta una mafia sono.

Posted by: nello roscini | August 17, 2007 05:58 PM


Giovanotto,
sono con lei per il vaffa-day: voliamo tutti il ritorno dell'uomo forte. Nevvero?

Cordialmente,

Cav. Marcello Stacchia

Posted by: Marcello Stacchia | August 17, 2007 02:37 PM


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