Brunetta and absenteeism amongst the parliamentarians

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Fantozzi, absenteeism and the twice-employed

Public servants have a terrible reputation. All sorts of things are said about them. The terms Permanent Absentee, twice-employed, recommended by the politicians and rude to the public immediately spring to mind. Public Service Minister Brunetta has now decided to clamp down on absenteeism. The home visits by the sick leave inspector will continue to be mandatory, even in the event of only a single day of sick leave. No one will be allowed to get away with anything any longer. Brunetta makes the point that the inspector may drop in at the ailing public servant’s home at any time whatsoever “in order to facilitate his visitation roster”. For every occurrence of illness there will be a cut in “ all fixed and ongoing earnings or remuneration, as well as any associated benefits”, amounting to 25-30% of the total remuneration.
I like Brunetta very much because he is a real hard-arse who demands respect, just like Napoleon, with whom he shares a similar stature. I am absolutely sure that his directives will be somewhat like a lightning bolt even for the public servants “par excellence”, namely the parliamentarians.
According to an investigation carried out by the Sole 24 Ore newspaper, with reference to the Chamber and Senate data as at the end of 2007, it is possible to find out exactly who was absent during parliamentary voting sessions. Brunetta should immediately arrange to send the sick leave inspector to Arcore. Silvio Berlusconi is in fact top of the list of absentees with his 98,5% absentee record in the Chamber. We are well aware that he is never satisfied unless he comes first in everything. The current PDL spokesman, Capezzone, tallied up a total of 67,6%. In the top ten there is also Sandro Bondi, in seventh position with 87,5% and, in fifth place, the ex P2 member Cicchitto with 89,9%. All the little P2 members are running away from work. Brunetta should have them followed because we would all like to know where they go, what they do there and whether or not they are perhaps meeting with Veltroni.
The situation is no better in the Senate as regards the PDL. Marcello Dell’Utri with his 41,1% absenteeism rate takes the top spot. Just marginally below him, in second place, is twice-employed Ghedini with his 38,7%. This is the attorney that is paid for by the taxpayer and earns a parliamentarian’s salary for defending Berlusconi in every courtroom in Italy. He is without a doubt the king of the twice-employed, a legend of his own time. Here’s a little tip for Brunetta: send a sick leave inspector to the Milan Court immediately, because he is bound to catch Ghedini red handed, in the act of defending the psychodwarf against certain accusations in the Mills case.
If all the public servants had the same absenteeism percentages as the missing parliamentarians, we could just as well shut down all of the ministries and no one would be any the wiser. But does Parliament truly exist at all? If any parliamentarian is absent for even just one day, Brunetta should send out the sick leave inspector immediately. In the event that the person in question is either a condemned criminal, a statute-barred offender or someone under investigation (which will be true in most cases) then let the inspector be accompanied by a member of the Carabinieri (for his own protection).

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Posted by: Umberto Bottone | February 11, 2009 10:49 AM


Il Corriere della Sera da qualche giorno (qui e qui) annuncia entusiasticamente che le assenze nella pubblica amministrazione sono in crollo verticale: “tutto merito del decreto anti-assenteismo del prodigioso ministro Brunetta!”, affermano i giornalisti supportati dai dati forniti dal Ministero.

Ma questi dati ci dicono qualcosa o sono un facile mentire con i numeri? In questo articolo ho elaborato i dati del ministero e ne emerge un quadro molto diverso da quello propagandato dal governo. Come c'era da aspettarsi non c'e' nessun calo dell'assenteismo, anzi! Leggete un po' qui..

http://innovatorieuropeistlouis.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/leffetto-brunetta-e-una-bufala/

Posted by: Luca Neri | August 6, 2008 11:46 PM


mavaffanculo

Posted by: Biondo | July 22, 2008 07:49 PM


es reiten die toeten so schnell... finocchi lessi...

crocifisso una volta in cranio e una volta in sodoma ed egitto... che storie... SIETE MORTI FINOCCHI SCHIFOSI... E LA CHIESA CROLLERA'... AMERICANI VI CONVIENE STAR DISTANTI DALLA CHIESA ALTRIMENTI CROLLERETE CON LEI... IL MIO SIMBOLO E' IL TRIANGOLO CON L'0CCHIO E FATE BENE A TENERLO... PERCHE' TRA UN PO' CI SARANNO I FUOCHI D'ARTIFICIO...

e occhio ai falsi giudei perchè li eliminerò per sempre dalla faccia della terra.

Posted by: linea 666 | July 21, 2008 10:58 AM


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