Fake funerals, office workers in coffins in Korea.
Ko Min-su is a successful Korean businessman. He has founded “Korea Life Consulting”, a company with the objective of reducing the number of suicides in South Korea that is at the top of the developed nations with 24.7 cases for every 100,000 inhabitants.
The big Korean corporations, like Samsung and Hyundai, regularly send their employees on “well-dying” {how to die well} courses at a cost of 300 dollars. The experience involves the reading of your last wishes in a dark room in front of those participating at your own funeral and lying flat in a closed coffin for 5 minutes, with a white flower placed on your bosom. After this experience (many people cry inside the coffin) even the most depressed managers come back bouncing and their productivity increases. Any work is better than a good death.
Up until now, 50,000 Koreans have participated in their own funerals. Ko Min-su has registered the course in 17 nations and is preparing new sessions. One with a fake cremation and another with a fake lock up in prison. Ko Min-su believes that the official or the manager after a few days of fake prison will no longer be led into temptation. After that he will no longer corrupt, rob or lie.
The Italian market for fake prison has the potential to explode. A business without limits. With Regional Presidents, Senators, Deputies, public officials, managers and bankers you’re spoilt for choice. Italy is the last in Europe in the classification of transparency, at 45th position after Malaysia.
The first ones to try fake jail could be the surely innocent ones, just to remove any temptation from them: Fassino, D’Alema, Berlusconi, Dell’Utri, Tronchetti, Buora, Geronzi, Scaroni, Mastella, Cuffaro. The number of presumed innocent in Italy is so high that we should straight away build some fake prisons to contain them all. The course leaders should be magistrates, to make the experience more real. Luigi De Magistris and Clementina Forleo are the ideal candidates to transform the fake jail into harsh prison.
De Magistris and Forleo anyway have a lot of free time, they have been cleared of any guilt, but transferred for environmental incompatibility. Thus they can no longer investigate those who are surely innocent. Once upon a time, they were assassinated, now they are moved.
Fake jail for all and impunity (“fuck the Italians”) for the Band of Four.